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(04:20:16p) @monk: PIGS DONT FLY IN THE GHETTO
(04:21:07p) supersonic_eggplant: Is it an FAA regulation?
(04:24:00p) @monk: no, they just tend to suffer automatic and small arms fire from the hood.
(04:24:12p) @monk: pigs aren't stupid.
(04:24:41p) supersonic_eggplant: That's a good point.
(04:27:12p) supersonic_eggplant: Maybe pigs should join together for a "take back the airspace" campaign.
(04:28:51p) @monk: or they could just learn to use the tran.
(04:29:55p) supersonic_eggplant: Who ever heard of a pig taking a train?
(04:32:12p) @monk: pigs are sophisticated creatures.
(04:33:01p) supersonic_eggplant: Wouldn't they rather carpool or rent a limo, then?
(04:35:24p) @monk: pigs are also peculiar creatures.
(04:35:53p) supersonic_eggplant: I see.
(04:36:07p) supersonic_eggplant: Maybe that's why they're so damn tasty.
(04:38:30p) @monk: damn right.
(04:38:34p) @monk: pig is fucking good.
(04:39:24p) supersonic_eggplant: There's a place in town here that makes a BLT with a pound of bacon.
(04:41:10p) @monk: you lie.
(04:41:16p) @monk: there is no such place on this earth.
(04:41:24p) @monk: :(
(04:41:34p) @monk: i fucking love swine.
(04:41:36p) supersonic_eggplant: Nope. It's called Tony's. "Home of the giant steak sandwich." On the corner of Mission and High.
(04:41:42p) @monk: what town
(04:41:49p) supersonic_eggplant: Mt. Pleasant, MI.
(04:41:53p) @monk: ah
(04:42:05p) supersonic_eggplant: I just gave away my location! THEY'VE FOUND ME!
(04:42:48p) @monk: please don't try to run.
(04:43:12p) supersonic_eggplant: For breakfast you can get a pound of bacon, a pound of potatoes, four eggs and toast for about $6.
(04:43:38p) supersonic_eggplant: It's where all the cops eat.
(04:58:35p) @monk: god that sounds good
(04:59:02p) supersonic_eggplant: I get a heart attack just thinking about it.
(04:59:43p) supersonic_eggplant: I think they deep fry their dinner salads.
(05:00:28p) @monk: hehehe
(05:00:43p) @monk: fry the silverware and dishes too. shit.
(05:01:19p) supersonic_eggplant: And to drink, bacon grease with a twist of lemon.
(05:31:59a) housetier: nothing beats triple "sh" in the morning
(05:32:12a) @Kai: meow
(05:32:14a) +root66: ?
(05:32:26a) +root66: a triple shit?
(05:32:36a) +root66: thats impressive
(05:32:40a) housetier: shit
(05:32:42a) housetier: shower
(05:32:44a) housetier: shave
(05:32:50a) +root66: oh
(05:33:31a) +root66: i need to shower
(05:33:40a) +root66: i have blood all over my crotch
(05:33:50a) symband: wow
(05:33:52a) @Fojar: jerkin' it too hard?
(05:33:52a) symband: that's just awesome
(05:33:53a) symband: lol
(05:34:11a) * +root66 blames the female creature
(05:34:35a) @Fojar: right... if by female creature, you mean your unlubricated hand, then sure
(05:34:42a) +root66: touche
#scripting @ irc.netgamers.org
the wrong channel. I think he has had a bit to drink...
(06:25:36p) +Bud: covered ?
(06:25:40p) +Bud: i got some to send
(06:25:40p) +Bud: :/
(06:26:08p) +Bud: tell me now ?
(06:26:10p) +Bud: covered ?
(06:26:12p) +Bud: i need to go
(06:26:16p) +Bud: my cousins shit faced
(06:26:25p) +Bud: fuck
(06:26:27p) +Bud: ill send anyway
(06:26:30p) +Bud: im goin bed
(06:26:32p) +Bud: :DDDD
(06:27:00p) +Bud: 23/09/04 23:24:45 (PT 1166) outgoing
(06:27:00p) +Bud: We sent 18399 ships to defend the idiots in Whinestry (9:8:4). They will arrive in 7 ticks.
(06:27:02p) +Bud: now bed
(06:27:02p) +Bud: :/
(04:27:13p) @LtGuide: i've always wanted the algorithm mysql
(04:27:16p) @LtGuide: myself!
(04:27:20p) @LtGuide: myself ffs!
(04:27:25p) @LtGuide: god damn mysql
(01:18:07a) +shenron: Trivia: {
(01:18:09a) +shenron: //set %change $rand(0,3)
(01:18:09a) +shenron: if(%change==0){
(01:18:09a) +shenron: }
(01:18:09a) +shenron: if(%change==1){
(01:18:09a) +shenron: /say fun
(01:18:11a) +shenron: }
(01:18:13a) +shenron: if(%change==2){
(01:18:15a) +shenron: }
(01:18:20a) +shenron: if(%change==3){
(01:18:22a) +shenron: }
(01:18:22a) +shenron: }
(01:18:22a) +shenron: what is wrong with that?
(01:19:16a) +shenron: why does it appear as three things on the popup menu?
(01:20:10a) +shenron: I changed it to alias
(01:20:16a) +shenron: /trivia {
(01:20:18a) +shenron: //set %change $rand(0,3)
(01:20:18a) +shenron: if(%change==0){
(01:20:18a) +shenron: }
(01:20:18a) +shenron: if(%change==1){
(01:20:18a) +shenron: /say fun
(01:20:21a) +shenron: }
(01:20:23a) +shenron: if(%change==2){
(01:20:25a) +shenron: }
(01:20:27a) +shenron: if(%change==3){
(01:20:27a) @`Mace: hmm
(01:20:30a) +shenron: }
(01:20:32a) +shenron: }
(01:20:36a) @`Mace: shenron
(01:20:46a) @`Mace: if (%change == X) {
(01:20:51a) @`Mace: you need the spaces
(01:21:29a) @`Mace: as for the popups thing
(01:21:34a) @`Mace: you need to use $iif
(01:21:36a) +shenron: ok
(01:21:38a) @Oobedoob: its picky
(01:21:45a) +shenron: lol
(01:22:00a) @`Mace: for example
(01:23:22a) @`Mace: gah
(01:23:28a) @`Mace: i can't code an example on one line
(01:23:46a) @`Mace: do something like
(01:24:06a) @`Mace: in your submenu's
(01:24:08a) +shenron: ok
(01:24:29a) @`Mace: $iif(%change == 1,.rah: say rah,$null)
(01:24:38a) @`Mace: on a new line
(01:24:41a) @`Mace: after Trivia:
(01:24:45a) @`Mace: don't use {'s
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(01:24:51a) +shenron: I'll just make an alias
(01:24:56a) +shenron: its more simple
(01:25:44a) +shenron: it doesn't work
(01:26:01a) +shenron: /trivia {
(01:26:03a) +shenron: //set %change $rand(0,3)
(01:26:03a) +shenron: if(%change == 0){
(01:26:03a) +shenron: }
(01:26:03a) +shenron: if(%change == 1){
(01:26:03a) +shenron: /say fun
(01:26:08a) +shenron: }
(01:26:11a) +shenron: if(%change==2){
(01:26:11a) +shenron: }
(01:26:13a) +shenron: if(%change==3){
(01:26:13a) +shenron: }
(01:26:18a) +shenron: }
(01:28:47a) @`Mace: again
(01:28:49a) @`Mace: the spaces
(01:28:52a) @`Mace: in your if statement
(01:28:59a) @`Mace: if (%change==3) {
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(01:30:52a) +shenron: they are there
(01:31:05a) +shenron: it just removed them when I printed it
(01:31:48a) @`Mace: mm..
(01:32:01a) @`Mace: don't see why
(01:32:15a) @`Mace: if (%change==3) {
(01:32:17a) @`Mace: them^^
(01:33:44a) +shenron: /trivia {
(01:33:44a) +shenron: //set %change $rand(0,3)
(01:33:44a) +shenron: if(%change == 0){
(01:33:44a) +shenron: }
(01:33:44a) +shenron: if_(%change == 1)_{
(01:33:44a) +shenron: /say fun
(01:33:44a) +shenron: }
(01:33:47a) +shenron: if(%change==2){
(01:33:49a) +shenron: }
(01:33:51a) +shenron: if(%change==3){
(01:33:53a) +shenron: }
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(01:33:55a) +shenron: }
(01:33:58a) +shenron: it doesn't work
(01:34:00a) @`Mace: no
(01:34:08a) @`Mace: i was highlighting the spaces for you
(01:34:14a) @`Mace: if (%change == 0) {
(01:34:27a) @`Mace: if(%change == 0){
(01:35:07a) +shenron: oh
(01:35:16a) [Notice to: `Mace] some people are just dense...
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(01:36:17a) +Maelstrom: `Mace
(01:36:19a) +Maelstrom: i made mine open cd
(01:36:21a) +Maelstrom: :)
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(01:37:50a) * +shenron who the heck has the dictionary of happy faces. PM me if you know anything about it.
(01:38:00a) @`Mace: you r0ck Maelstrom :P
(01:38:40a) Oobedoob changed nick to Oobedoob|away
(01:39:00a) +shenron: it still doesn't work
(01:39:15a) +shenron: $rand(0,3)
(01:39:31a) +shenron: here:
(01:39:32a) +shenron: /trivia {
(01:39:32a) +shenron: //set %change 1
(01:39:32a) +shenron: if(%change == 0){
(01:39:32a) +shenron: }
(01:39:32a) +shenron: if (%change == 1) {
(01:39:33a) +shenron: /say fun
(01:39:35a) +shenron: }
(01:39:37a) +shenron: if(%change==2){
(01:39:39a) @LtGuide: you didn't fix them all
(01:39:39a) +shenron: }
(01:39:41a) +shenron: if(%change==3){
(01:39:41a) +King|gone: Shenron
(01:39:42a) +King|gone: Ok
(01:39:43a) +shenron: }
(01:39:47a) +shenron: }
(01:39:47a) +King|gone: you have to fix them all
(01:39:48a) @LtGuide: fs
(01:39:51a) +King|gone: if (%change == 1) {
(01:40:09a) +King|gone: if(%change == 0){ must look like if (%change == 1) { spaces wise
(01:41:19a) @LtGuide: trivia {
(01:41:21a) @LtGuide: var %change $rand(0,3)
(01:41:22a) @LtGuide: if (%change == 0) {
(01:41:24a) @LtGuide: say goat
(01:41:25a) @LtGuide: }
(01:41:27a) @LtGuide: if (%change == 1) {
(01:41:28a) @LtGuide: say pig
(01:41:30a) @LtGuide: }
(01:41:31a) @LtGuide: if (%change == 2) {
(01:41:33a) @LtGuide: say hyena
(01:41:34a) @LtGuide: }
(01:41:34a) @LtGuide: if (%change == 3) {
(01:41:36a) @LtGuide: say elephant
(01:41:37a) @LtGuide: }
(01:41:39a) @LtGuide: }
(01:41:45a) @LtGuide: exactly like that
(01:41:48a) @LtGuide: exactly